1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:35,346 --> 00:00:38,892 There is a secret test hidden within the SAT. 4 00:00:39,059 --> 00:00:42,145 This test does not measure a student's aptitude... 5 00:00:42,312 --> 00:00:45,273 ...at reading, writing and arithmetic. 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,109 It measures a student's innate ability... 7 00:00:48,276 --> 00:00:52,197 ...to lie, cheat, fight and kill. 8 00:00:52,364 --> 00:00:58,578 Those who score well are recruited into a secret paramilitary academy. 9 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:05,210 Some call them seductresses. Some call them spies. 10 00:01:05,377 --> 00:01:09,923 Fools call them innocent. They call themselves D.E.B.S. 11 00:02:42,515 --> 00:02:45,435 Good morning, D.E.B.S. Attention, D.E.B.S.! 12 00:02:45,602 --> 00:02:50,440 Attention! Emergency alert! That means report right now! 13 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:54,527 Right this second! You have no time to sleep, ladies! 14 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:56,446 Go, go, go! 15 00:02:56,613 --> 00:02:58,656 - And I mean now, ladies! - Dominique. 16 00:02:58,823 --> 00:03:00,492 The world might be destroyed while you nap! 17 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,327 Come on. Phipps is freaking out. 18 00:03:02,494 --> 00:03:04,954 - I need you guys up! - Five minutes. 19 00:03:06,331 --> 00:03:09,417 And no boys allowed upstairs. 20 00:03:09,584 --> 00:03:11,169 Out. 21 00:03:12,337 --> 00:03:14,756 - What? - Let's go! I want everybody up! 22 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:17,967 - Janet. Five minutes. - Have you seen my gun? 23 00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:20,804 Move it, move it! Everybody in the house! 24 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,931 What did I do with it? 25 00:03:23,098 --> 00:03:25,475 D.E.B.S. Max here. 26 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:28,645 Amy, it's for you. 27 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:32,107 Hello. No. No! I'm not-- 28 00:03:32,273 --> 00:03:34,234 I'm not talking about this anymore. 29 00:03:34,401 --> 00:03:36,111 Get out. 30 00:03:36,277 --> 00:03:39,155 And take your clothes with you. I don't do laundry. 31 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,241 Let's go! Let's go, let's go! 32 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:44,494 Move it, move it, move it! I don't have all day, D.E.B.S. 33 00:03:44,661 --> 00:03:47,664 I do not have all day! 34 00:03:47,831 --> 00:03:48,957 Ten! 35 00:03:49,124 --> 00:03:52,669 - Bobby, seriously, it's not a good time. - Nine. 36 00:03:52,877 --> 00:03:55,505 - Eight. - When? When is a good time? 37 00:03:55,672 --> 00:03:57,966 - Stop calling. - Amy! 38 00:03:58,133 --> 00:04:00,969 - Five. Four. Three. - I'm coming. 39 00:04:01,136 --> 00:04:02,721 After all we've been through? 40 00:04:02,887 --> 00:04:05,098 - Two, one. - Goodbye, Bobby. 41 00:04:11,813 --> 00:04:13,606 I broke up with Bobby. 42 00:04:13,773 --> 00:04:16,234 - What? - I broke up with Bobby. 43 00:04:16,401 --> 00:04:19,779 - Oh, my God! Why? - He was just so boring. 44 00:04:20,113 --> 00:04:21,948 He's an ass. 45 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:23,283 What? 46 00:04:24,451 --> 00:04:27,119 I like him. I think he's sweet. 47 00:04:27,996 --> 00:04:30,623 - I'm just not in love. - What? 48 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:32,917 I said, I want to be in love! 49 00:04:33,543 --> 00:04:35,962 Why are you yelling? 50 00:04:54,314 --> 00:04:56,149 - Hi, Amy. - Hi. 51 00:04:57,192 --> 00:04:58,943 - Hey, Mr. P. - Don't call me that. 52 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,779 - Hey, Mr. P. - What's up, Mr. P? 53 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:02,906 Bonjour, Mr. P. 54 00:05:03,073 --> 00:05:06,868 Hey, can I get a farmer's daughter short stack and bacon, well done. 55 00:05:07,035 --> 00:05:09,204 Tofu scramble, peach smoothie, non-dairy. 56 00:05:09,371 --> 00:05:12,499 - Cheeseburger, extra pickles. - Coffee, black. 57 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:16,002 We have a special guest with us this morning. 58 00:05:16,169 --> 00:05:18,088 - Ms. Petrie. - Ms. Petrie? 59 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:19,923 She never comes down here! 60 00:05:23,134 --> 00:05:24,177 Ladies. 61 00:05:24,386 --> 00:05:27,222 I just want to say what a pleasure it is to meet you. 62 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:29,307 No time for pleasantries. 63 00:05:29,474 --> 00:05:32,769 Phipps, a matter of some urgency has come to my attention. 64 00:05:32,936 --> 00:05:35,105 Lucy Diamond is back in the States. 65 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:37,399 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 66 00:05:37,565 --> 00:05:39,609 I'm writing my thesis on her. 67 00:05:39,776 --> 00:05:42,654 I expect to be kept in the loop on this one. 68 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:46,241 Let's show some hustle. 69 00:05:51,621 --> 00:05:53,998 - I can't believe she's back. - Who's Lucy Diamond? 70 00:05:54,165 --> 00:05:55,417 Lucy Diamond. 71 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:59,629 She's the last surviving member of the Reynolds crime syndicate. 72 00:05:59,838 --> 00:06:02,173 Her family did battle with the Schaffers... 73 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:05,468 ...in a vicious blood feud that lasted a decade. 74 00:06:05,635 --> 00:06:09,013 After her father's death, she inherited the keys to his kingdom: 75 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:12,350 Illegal arms-running, smuggling, gambling... 76 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:14,936 ...and her specialty, diamond theft. 77 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:19,357 She's protected by a loyal band of mercenaries, led by this man... 78 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:20,817 ...Scud. 79 00:06:20,984 --> 00:06:25,530 It is believed Lucy Diamond was behind the plot to sink Australia in '99. 80 00:06:25,697 --> 00:06:29,075 Three attempts have been made to apprehend her. All failed. 81 00:06:29,242 --> 00:06:31,286 In 2003 she went underground... 82 00:06:31,453 --> 00:06:34,330 ...and has not been seen or heard from since. 83 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:37,959 - Yikes. - That's not even the bad part. 84 00:06:38,126 --> 00:06:39,753 What's the bad part? 85 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:42,297 {\an8}No one has ever fought her... 86 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:45,133 ...and lived to tell about it. 87 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:51,890 Peach smoothie, farmer's daughter, tofu scramble and cheeseburger. 88 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:53,349 Coffee. 89 00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:55,727 So why do you think she's back in town? 90 00:06:56,478 --> 00:07:01,649 {\an8}Our intel suggests she's in town to meet this woman. Ninotchka Kaprova. 91 00:07:01,816 --> 00:07:04,694 Ex-KGB, now freelance assassin. 92 00:07:04,861 --> 00:07:07,572 They're scheduled to meet tonight, 2000 hours. 93 00:07:07,739 --> 00:07:10,450 Find out what Lucy is up to. Strictly surveillance. 94 00:07:10,617 --> 00:07:14,871 Do not try to apprehend her yourselves. Max, you're in charge. 95 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:18,458 Amy, you're second. And, D.E.B.S., be careful. 96 00:07:24,297 --> 00:07:27,050 What does a reclusive criminal mastermind want... 97 00:07:27,217 --> 00:07:29,761 ...with a Russian trained killer? 98 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,752 Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours. 99 00:08:03,336 --> 00:08:05,463 - Where'd you find her? - Zeda tipped us. 100 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:09,634 Said she's available. She's in from Prague. Relocating stateside. 101 00:08:10,176 --> 00:08:12,595 - Assassin? - Check. 102 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:16,141 - Where's the meet? - Les Deux Amours. 103 00:08:16,307 --> 00:08:18,810 Trendy, yet discreet. 104 00:08:24,691 --> 00:08:26,568 Cancel it. 105 00:08:26,735 --> 00:08:29,154 Why? It's all set up. 106 00:08:29,446 --> 00:08:32,532 - I don't do blind dates. - Well, it's not a blind date... 107 00:08:32,699 --> 00:08:35,827 - ...if you know what they look like. - Tell her I'm not coming. 108 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:38,872 - Say I came down with something. - Lucy, it's been two years. 109 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,124 - You have to get out there. - I am out there. 110 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,959 I went out with that drummer, the girl that talked loud. 111 00:08:44,127 --> 00:08:46,629 You didn't go out with her. We all went out together. 112 00:08:46,795 --> 00:08:50,175 Then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early. 113 00:08:50,341 --> 00:08:54,429 Yeah, well, she talked really loud, even when you were right next to her. 114 00:08:54,596 --> 00:08:57,807 I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself... 115 00:08:57,974 --> 00:09:01,686 ...in your little schemes to destroy the world, but you need to get over it. 116 00:09:01,853 --> 00:09:03,605 - You were dumped. - I was not dumped. 117 00:09:03,772 --> 00:09:06,441 Oh, you were dumped hard. And that sucks. 118 00:09:06,608 --> 00:09:08,985 You took time off to go to Antarctica or whatever. 119 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:10,528 Reykjavik. It's in Iceland. 120 00:09:10,695 --> 00:09:13,907 But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. 121 00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:17,369 You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin... 122 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:19,662 ...and you're gonna show up. 123 00:09:20,497 --> 00:09:22,916 - Lucy. - Fine. 124 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,835 Okay, I'll go. I'll be there. 125 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:29,089 Just promise me you'll be open. 126 00:09:29,255 --> 00:09:32,509 - Open to what? - Open to love. 127 00:10:08,253 --> 00:10:09,921 Hey, look. Look. Check this out. 128 00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:13,007 Ms. Petrie is handpicking girls for the International Bureau. 129 00:10:13,216 --> 00:10:15,093 I'm gonna see if I can get an interview. 130 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:18,430 Think Mr. Phipps would let me take time off after endgame? 131 00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:20,515 What are you talking about? 132 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:24,185 I don't know. There's this art school in Barcelona. 133 00:10:24,352 --> 00:10:26,146 Art school? 134 00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:28,940 You're the perfect score. You could have your choice... 135 00:10:29,107 --> 00:10:31,651 ...of any assignment you want after endgame. 136 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:35,530 - Who's your best friend? - You are my best friend. 137 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:38,199 What did I say to you the very first day of academy? 138 00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,368 "That's my bunk, bitch." 139 00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:43,496 - Okay, after I said that. - "D.E.B.S. stick together." 140 00:10:43,663 --> 00:10:45,040 Exactly. 141 00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:48,334 We've been through four years of hell, and now we're top squad. 142 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:50,837 We're just getting to the good stuff. 143 00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:55,884 So you're not gonna ruin it all by going to art school. 144 00:10:56,551 --> 00:11:00,638 - Am I right? - Yes. You are always right. 145 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:04,684 You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once. 146 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,519 You need to speak English or French. 147 00:11:06,686 --> 00:11:09,105 "Fringlish" is not a language. 148 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:14,444 - D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over. - Janet, put her on. 149 00:11:14,611 --> 00:11:17,197 - It's Bobby. - I don't wanna talk to him. 150 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:21,618 - She doesn't want to talk to you. Over. - Bullshit! I need to talk to her. 151 00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:24,579 Copy that. He really needs to see you. 152 00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:27,540 He should not call her. It is embarrassing. 153 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,418 Bobby, I told you, it's over. 154 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,254 - Over. - We've gotta talk. 155 00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:35,423 I'm serious. No. 156 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:36,841 Amy, we need to talk. 157 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:39,260 Jesus, Bobby, what are you doing here? 158 00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:42,472 Think you guys are the only ones onto Diamond? Everyone's here: 159 00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:44,265 The feds, the CIA. 160 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,976 - Can't believe it. - This is our stakeout. 161 00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:50,772 Always sticking their heads in our business. It's unbelievable. 162 00:11:50,939 --> 00:11:53,566 Could you guys excuse us for a minute? 163 00:11:54,526 --> 00:11:57,404 Why do you have to be such a jerk about everything? 164 00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:00,782 When my girlfriend breaks up with me for no reason... 165 00:12:00,949 --> 00:12:03,410 - ...I'm a little hostile. - It's not for no reason. 166 00:12:03,576 --> 00:12:05,495 - Then give me one. - I just want more. 167 00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:06,913 - More what? - I don't know. 168 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,500 - What are they saying? - I'm not gonna spy on them. 169 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,502 You are a spy, dipshit. 170 00:12:12,669 --> 00:12:14,421 - Is there somebody else? - No. Nobody. 171 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,507 - Because if there's somebody else-- - Look, I just-- 172 00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,552 - Speak. - I'm not in love with you. 173 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:27,726 Well. 174 00:12:27,892 --> 00:12:31,271 I guess nobody's good enough for Little Miss Perfect Score. 175 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,606 Shut up! 176 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:36,735 Oh, yeah, you'll be back. 177 00:12:46,494 --> 00:12:47,704 You can do this. 178 00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,206 Why is it I can hold the whole world hostage... 179 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,459 ...I'm scared of going on one blind date? 180 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:56,004 Because love is harder than crime. 181 00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:59,549 Okay, now, knock them dead. 182 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,844 But not really. 183 00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:04,554 Sure. 184 00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:17,984 - Are you okay? - Hey, she's arrived. 185 00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,530 {\an8}Okay, we've got visual. 186 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:28,244 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got lost. 187 00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:32,791 It is no problem. I was early. 188 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,459 - I have that sweater. - What? 189 00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,836 I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe. 190 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,963 Really? Where did you get it? 191 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,298 - Target. - No way. 192 00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:41,883 Silence! 193 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,552 I'll have the Cobb. 194 00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:46,179 And some wine. 195 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,973 - Do you--? Do you want wine? - Vodka. 196 00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:51,768 Vodka. Please. 197 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,774 Lucy Diamond, she's... 198 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,068 - What? - Real. 199 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:03,029 - I never thought I'd see her in person. - Yeah. 200 00:14:03,196 --> 00:14:05,490 They also have it in teal. 201 00:14:10,704 --> 00:14:12,455 So you're an assassin? 202 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,001 How's that work? 203 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,379 It's mostly freelance. 204 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:23,883 So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever? 205 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,136 Sometimes maim. 206 00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:28,596 - Maiming's more. - What are they saying? 207 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:33,643 They are talking about killing and how to kill and who to kill. 208 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,604 - Oh, God. - But I do it just to pay bills. 209 00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,899 - Really? - Mostly... 210 00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,152 ...I want to be dancer. 211 00:14:47,449 --> 00:14:50,744 - Yeah. Can I have my bracelet back? - What are you doing? 212 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,954 My dad got that when he graduated Quantico. 213 00:14:53,121 --> 00:14:58,835 Greatest dance instructor in Russia, but I can't afford to pay, so he say: 214 00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:04,007 "My wife is cheating on me. You kill her lover, I give you free lessons." 215 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:07,761 Fine, okay. Oh, my gosh. 216 00:15:07,927 --> 00:15:11,723 First man was goat farmer, so I use goat shears. 217 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:17,103 Second man, he likes chickens, so I took six chickens and put in thro-- 218 00:15:17,979 --> 00:15:20,190 - What's wrong? - Oh, you know, I just-- 219 00:15:20,356 --> 00:15:23,276 I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I-- 220 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:25,987 - I think I have food poisoning. - Are you blowing me? 221 00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:27,739 - What? - Off. 222 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:31,284 - Are you blowing me off? - No, no, no. 223 00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:55,934 Let's do this. 224 00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:18,206 - Was it something I said? - No. No. Look, I just-- 225 00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,292 I just got back into town, you know? And-- And-- 226 00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:25,213 - And I just got out of this relationship-- - I'm not asking for relationship! 227 00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:30,093 It's not you. You seem really nice, you do. It's me. 228 00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:34,097 Baby, I can change. 229 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:39,936 Guys... 230 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,354 I'm just not interested. 231 00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:48,862 Then only you will die alone. 232 00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:44,542 Head Lucy off. Me and Dom will take the back. 233 00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:48,088 Mr. Phipps specifically ordered us not to engage her. 234 00:17:48,254 --> 00:17:49,923 Janet... 235 00:17:51,257 --> 00:17:54,719 - Who here isn't gonna graduate? - Me. 236 00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:58,014 - Why? - I haven't earned my stripes. 237 00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:01,101 Oh, would that be this thing here? 238 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,395 And why is that? 239 00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:05,313 You need to give me a recommendation. 240 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,816 I don't see why you just won't-- 241 00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,442 Not what I asked. 242 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:13,029 I need to show courage in the face of unspeakable danger. 243 00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:15,156 Exactly. 244 00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:18,451 So quit your whining and follow my orders. 245 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,913 Let's go! 246 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,919 Okay. I'll check the parking lot. You go that way. 247 00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:30,004 - Stay in communication range. - But Mr.-- 248 00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:32,465 You can do this, Janet. 249 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,904 Janet, are you there? 250 00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,339 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God. 251 00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:16,426 - I am so sorry. - I'm so sorry. 252 00:19:18,011 --> 00:19:20,013 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 253 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,350 - You're Lucy Diamond. - You're a D.E.B. 254 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,227 You have the right to remain silent. 255 00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:28,980 - You're reading me my rights? - Anything you say can... 256 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:31,399 ...and will be used against you. 257 00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:41,451 - Okay, here's the thing. - Yeah? 258 00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:44,412 - I am really not up for dying today. - Me neither. 259 00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:49,459 So I was thinking that... 260 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,003 - Why don't you put your gun down. - Put yours down. 261 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,924 You're the criminal, and I'm the cop, so I think I'm more trustworthy. 262 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,468 I was minding my own business on a blind date... 263 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:01,012 ...when you guys decided to rain shit all over me. 264 00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,809 Wait. 265 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,019 - You were on a blind date? - Whatever. 266 00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:12,107 - With that Russian girl? - What? 267 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:15,819 Nothing. I just-- I didn't know you were a-- 268 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,904 Why would you know? 269 00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:22,909 - That really torpedoes my thesis. - Your thesis? 270 00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:26,204 I'm writing a term paper on you. 271 00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:29,124 - You're kidding me. - No, it's for Capes and Capers: 272 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,668 Gender Reconstruction and the Criminal Mastermind. 273 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,962 - It's a really popular class. - Oh, come on. 274 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,257 But it's hard because there's only anecdotal evidence about you. 275 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:42,220 I mean, nobody's actually ever spoken to you. 276 00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:45,098 Until now. 277 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,101 Right. Until now. 278 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:56,818 I'm sorry. I didn't get your name. 279 00:20:56,985 --> 00:21:00,238 Amy. Bradshaw. D.E.B.S. Sector 1. 280 00:21:00,405 --> 00:21:02,532 Lucy Diamond. 281 00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:04,951 It's really nice to meet you. 282 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,625 You're still, you know, under arrest. 283 00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:15,462 - Am I? - Amy! 284 00:21:17,505 --> 00:21:20,258 Or you could just let me go. 285 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,343 - I really couldn't. - Come on. 286 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:25,638 Haven't you ever done anything you're not supposed to? 287 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,933 - Amy, where are you? - I'm over here. 288 00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,063 Son of a bitch! 289 00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:36,107 Are you okay? We couldn't reach you. 290 00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:38,943 - I'm fine. - Well, what happened? 291 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,196 She was here. 292 00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:44,491 - Lucy Diamond was here. - That's impossible. 293 00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:47,494 If she was here, you'd be dead right now. 294 00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,416 You guys... 295 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,132 Sweet Jesus. 296 00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,845 Do you know what this means? 297 00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,601 You are the only one ever to fight Lucy Diamond... 298 00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:14,229 ...and live to tell about it. 299 00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:23,363 What a disaster! 300 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,782 I am so sorry. Leave it to the D.E.B.S. 301 00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:29,786 You're in town a week, and they're all over you, just grabbing-- 302 00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:33,164 What? 303 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,836 - Really, what? - I met somebody. 304 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,717 It was weird, the thing about the dance... 305 00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:45,844 ...but I had a feeling you and Ninotchka-- 306 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,596 No, no, no. Scud, Ninotchka was a train wreck. 307 00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:50,515 I'm not following you. 308 00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:53,893 Okay, first, swear to me you are not gonna freak out about this. 309 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,146 - Freak out about what? - You know, sometimes-- 310 00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:58,356 Oh, my God! Who is it? 311 00:22:59,441 --> 00:23:01,609 Okay, what do you know about an Amy Bradshaw? 312 00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:04,612 Amy Bradshaw. The girl from the smuggling op. 313 00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:08,241 - No. - No. 314 00:23:13,788 --> 00:23:15,582 Oh, my God. 315 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,710 Amy Bradshaw? 316 00:23:19,502 --> 00:23:21,546 Blond hair. 317 00:23:21,796 --> 00:23:23,715 Plaid skirt. 318 00:23:23,882 --> 00:23:26,676 She's a D.E.B. Okay, not only is she a D.E.B... 319 00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:29,637 ...she is the D.E.B. She is the perfect score. 320 00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:32,182 What is that supposed to mean? 321 00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:37,854 Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever... 322 00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:40,732 ...to get a perfect score on the secret test in the SAT. 323 00:23:40,899 --> 00:23:42,984 - Give me the keys. - Are you listening? 324 00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:45,070 Perfect score means perfect spy. 325 00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:48,365 She is their pride and joy, she is literally their poster child. 326 00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:51,701 Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me. 327 00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:53,495 You can't be serious. 328 00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,664 Would you say back on the horse? 329 00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:02,253 Where are you going? 330 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,173 Back. 331 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,684 P.S. She's straight! 332 00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:40,583 You stay here. 333 00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:44,546 Lucy, I beg of you-- 334 00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:54,639 All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of. 335 00:25:41,603 --> 00:25:43,521 - Amy. - Oh, my God! 336 00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:46,733 Jesus! 337 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,485 Okay, just hold on. 338 00:25:54,783 --> 00:25:57,118 - What are you doing here? - I wanted to see you. 339 00:25:57,285 --> 00:25:58,745 Why? 340 00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:04,667 Well, I was thinking about what you said about your paper. 341 00:26:05,543 --> 00:26:06,961 My thesis? 342 00:26:07,128 --> 00:26:09,964 I think it's stupid for you to do outdated research... 343 00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:12,342 ...when you could come straight to the source. 344 00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,094 You? 345 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,305 Come out with me. I'll let you ask me anything. 346 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,101 - I can't go out with you. - Why not? 347 00:26:22,018 --> 00:26:24,396 Like, a zillion reasons. 348 00:26:28,358 --> 00:26:31,111 Well, now you have to come out with me. 349 00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:53,174 Janet, what are you doing here? 350 00:26:53,341 --> 00:26:56,928 I don't know who that is, but he ruined my sweater! 351 00:26:57,095 --> 00:26:59,806 - I don't know who you think you are. - Janet, no! 352 00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:07,772 Did you go to Dalton? 353 00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:09,566 Yeah. 354 00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:26,166 - Where are you taking us? - Where do you want to go? 355 00:27:26,374 --> 00:27:28,293 Home! 356 00:27:31,796 --> 00:27:33,673 What are you doing? 357 00:28:01,409 --> 00:28:03,328 Come on. 358 00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:08,708 Look, these tunnels go on for miles... 359 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:12,045 ...so you guys could be lost in there for days, even weeks. 360 00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:17,550 Okay. Suit yourself. 361 00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:43,284 I have to pee. 362 00:29:41,551 --> 00:29:44,429 - Want a beer? - No. 363 00:29:46,139 --> 00:29:47,932 Come on. 364 00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:03,698 Sit down. 365 00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:20,673 So how long you been a D.E.B.? 366 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,677 You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later. 367 00:30:24,886 --> 00:30:27,931 I don't know what you expect to accomplish by bringing me here. 368 00:30:28,098 --> 00:30:32,811 Lighten up. I know there are a load of questions you're just dying to ask me. 369 00:30:33,561 --> 00:30:35,980 Come on, tell me about your thesis. 370 00:30:38,691 --> 00:30:41,903 - It's stupid. - Well, try me. 371 00:30:45,073 --> 00:30:47,534 I guess my central hypothesis... 372 00:30:47,701 --> 00:30:51,079 ...is that as a woman operating in a male-dominated field... 373 00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:53,456 ...you felt the need to overcompensate... 374 00:30:53,623 --> 00:30:56,418 ...by being exponentially more ruthless and diabolical... 375 00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:59,421 ...than your established male counterparts. 376 00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:00,755 I am not more ruthless. 377 00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:05,593 I think an argument could be made that you are, i.e. we're here. 378 00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:08,972 That's interesting. 379 00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:12,267 Continue. 380 00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:15,603 And I think that these psychological forces combine... 381 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:18,022 ...to create a kind of emotional void... 382 00:31:18,189 --> 00:31:21,943 ...in which you're incapable of loving or being loved. 383 00:31:22,110 --> 00:31:24,446 - See, that is so not true. - What? 384 00:31:24,612 --> 00:31:28,283 - I'm open to love. I am! - I'm sorry. It's just a theory. 385 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:30,744 Well, what the hell do you know about it anyway? 386 00:31:31,036 --> 00:31:32,704 Nothing. 387 00:31:34,956 --> 00:31:39,377 I just broke up with my boyfriend, like, five hours ago. 388 00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:44,966 I'm sorry, that sucks. 389 00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,427 Thanks. 390 00:31:51,222 --> 00:31:53,183 Why did you break up with him? 391 00:31:53,349 --> 00:31:56,603 I don't know, it just, it wasn't... 392 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:59,564 I think love should be irresistible, like a drug. 393 00:31:59,773 --> 00:32:03,610 I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. 394 00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:06,321 I just-- I wanted... 395 00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:08,156 ...more. 396 00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:13,036 - Babbling. - No. 397 00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,662 You're not at all. 398 00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:17,540 This is so weird. I... 399 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:21,669 - Why aren't you killing me? - Not into that. 400 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,464 But you killed those agents in Antarctica. 401 00:32:24,672 --> 00:32:27,550 They died of frostbite or something. I never even met them. 402 00:32:27,717 --> 00:32:30,095 - And those ATF guys in Peru? - Ebola. 403 00:32:34,349 --> 00:32:37,060 You're so not what I expected. 404 00:32:37,644 --> 00:32:39,479 Well, I think that's a good thing. 405 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,783 - So, what's up with Ninotchka? - Oh, God, she was such a headcase. 406 00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:54,452 - Where do you meet someone like that? - Jesus Christ! 407 00:33:05,588 --> 00:33:07,507 Yes! 408 00:33:11,344 --> 00:33:13,263 Correct me if I'm wrong... 409 00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,141 ...but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend. 410 00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:20,186 - You're not wrong. - Yeah, but my friend's not into that. 411 00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:26,401 So Bobby's just, like, all over me, and I just-- 412 00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:28,778 I just feel like he doesn't get me, you know? 413 00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:31,156 Do you ever feel like nobody understands you? 414 00:33:31,322 --> 00:33:32,866 Yes, all the time. 415 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,331 I am really glad I met you. 416 00:33:40,498 --> 00:33:43,043 I'm really glad I met you too. 417 00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:54,304 I should go. 418 00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:56,306 Okay. 419 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,314 Am I gonna see you again? 420 00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:07,859 Do you wanna see me again? 421 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,489 I mean, I'm breaking, like, eight federal statutes... 422 00:34:12,655 --> 00:34:15,533 - ...being here with you right now. - Yes, I know. 423 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:20,037 I could get kicked out of the D.E.B.S. for this. 424 00:34:20,789 --> 00:34:22,707 For what? 425 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,591 Oh, my God! She almost kissed you. 426 00:34:33,676 --> 00:34:36,595 You almost let her! 427 00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:44,813 You owe me 50 bucks. 428 00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:46,898 - Amy. - Take me home. 429 00:34:47,064 --> 00:34:49,526 - It's okay. - Take me home. 430 00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:59,869 - Amy. - What? 431 00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:02,747 - Well, when can I see you again? - You can't. 432 00:35:03,164 --> 00:35:06,126 - Come on. - I'm serious. We cannot do this again. 433 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:08,002 Amy. 434 00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:10,255 I have to go. 435 00:35:11,047 --> 00:35:13,425 I'm gonna come find you. 436 00:35:21,891 --> 00:35:23,935 - What just happened? - Nothing happened. 437 00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:28,064 She was totally going to kiss you. You're so into her. 438 00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:29,649 I am not! 439 00:35:29,816 --> 00:35:34,529 You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. 440 00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,865 - You're so busted. - No, I'm not. 441 00:35:37,032 --> 00:35:39,200 You violated the section codes as much as me. 442 00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:41,119 D.E.B.S. Code Section 1, Article 2: 443 00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:44,706 "D.E.B.S. will not consort with a known enemy, under penalty of treason." 444 00:35:44,873 --> 00:35:46,166 I was not consorting. 445 00:35:46,332 --> 00:35:49,044 - You exchanged e-mails with Scud. - That's not the same. 446 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:52,297 You got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed. 447 00:35:52,464 --> 00:35:55,133 - That wasn't my fault. - Remember how I covered for you? 448 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,219 I never told anybody. If Max found about that... 449 00:35:58,386 --> 00:36:02,348 ...you would never ever get your stripes and never graduate. 450 00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:06,603 - I can't believe you. - Not a word. Nothing happened. 451 00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:25,497 Where have you been? 452 00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:30,627 I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk. 453 00:36:30,794 --> 00:36:33,296 I was really upset... 454 00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:36,257 ...about Bobby. 455 00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:38,510 Yeah, Bobby. 456 00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:41,971 Oh, yeah. I forgot, I'm sorry. 457 00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:47,185 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 458 00:36:47,435 --> 00:36:49,437 Good. 459 00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:52,899 You know, I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond. 460 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,111 - You too? - Yeah, I feel like she's playing... 461 00:36:56,277 --> 00:37:00,281 ...some type of sick game of cat and mouse with us. 462 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:02,701 I don't know. 463 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:05,453 Hey, but you guys be careful, okay? 464 00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:08,707 Good night. 465 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,971 Yeah. Be careful. 466 00:37:33,857 --> 00:37:36,443 Oh, my God, is it true? Did you fight Lucy Diamond? 467 00:37:36,609 --> 00:37:38,862 I heard you cut off her hand. Does she have her hand? 468 00:37:39,028 --> 00:37:42,991 Yes, she still has both of her hands. God. 469 00:37:43,158 --> 00:37:45,368 - Everybody's talking about it. - About what? 470 00:37:45,535 --> 00:37:47,620 How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. 471 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,540 They're calling you a hero, when, really, you're a slut. 472 00:37:50,707 --> 00:37:52,917 - You shut up. - A gay slut. 473 00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:56,171 - I'm not gay! - Ms. Petrie wants to see you. 474 00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:58,506 What? Janet! 475 00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:16,316 - What's going on? - Madam Petrie. 476 00:38:16,483 --> 00:38:19,360 - She's coming down. - Here? Why? 477 00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:21,404 She never comes here. 478 00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:28,119 - Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say-- - Who are you? 479 00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:31,539 - Max Brewer. - Max Brewer, my time is precious. 480 00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:36,461 - You're wasting it. Where's the girl? - Bradshaw comma Amy? 481 00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:43,510 You. 482 00:38:45,011 --> 00:38:47,972 Excellent. Well, take one over here. 483 00:38:50,892 --> 00:38:52,560 Right there. 484 00:38:53,686 --> 00:38:55,480 Excellent. Sit. 485 00:39:00,985 --> 00:39:02,737 Chill. 486 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,827 First... 487 00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:10,161 - Amy. - Amy. 488 00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:13,665 Let me just say how delighted I am to meet you. 489 00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:16,126 When I heard that one of our own girls... 490 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:19,796 ...had actually engaged Lucy Diamond and lived to tell the tale... 491 00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:22,090 I mean, Fred, over at Central Intelligence... 492 00:39:22,257 --> 00:39:25,135 ...nearly peed his pants, he was so jealous. 493 00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:29,472 This stunt is really going to put the academy on the map. 494 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:32,934 Lisa from Interpol called to extend her congratulations. 495 00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:35,228 I'll bet. 496 00:39:35,395 --> 00:39:37,605 This is just too much fun! 497 00:39:38,022 --> 00:39:39,315 Now, Alice-- 498 00:39:39,482 --> 00:39:40,525 - Amy. - Amy. 499 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:43,903 We are going to need a description of the encounter. 500 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,197 - The encounter? - Everything that happened... 501 00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,950 ...no matter how small or seemingly irrelevant. 502 00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:51,786 - Why? - To develop a profile, of course. 503 00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:55,498 Nobody's ever been this close to Lucy Diamond before. 504 00:39:55,749 --> 00:40:00,003 You, for all intents and purposes, are our leading expert. 505 00:40:01,087 --> 00:40:03,381 I don't think I'm an expert at all. 506 00:40:04,257 --> 00:40:06,342 You underestimate yourself. 507 00:40:07,635 --> 00:40:11,181 I took the liberty of accessing your private files. 508 00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:13,808 - What? - "It's a Man's World: 509 00:40:13,975 --> 00:40:18,813 Lucy Diamond and the Psychology of Cultural Criminality." 510 00:40:19,064 --> 00:40:20,774 - Oh, God. - "Lucy Diamond... 511 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:25,403 ...is at once a narcissistic sociopath and a victimized girl-child... 512 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:28,281 ...eternally searching for the love of her father. 513 00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:32,243 Her crimes could be viewed as a desperate cry for help. 514 00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:37,916 The more she steals, the deeper her feeling of emptiness." 515 00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:44,381 - Annie-- - Amy. 516 00:40:44,547 --> 00:40:48,051 I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. 517 00:40:48,218 --> 00:40:52,013 I think she sees your pathos. 518 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,975 You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on. 519 00:40:56,142 --> 00:41:00,230 What's that movie with Jodie and the dog falls in the well with the lotion? 520 00:41:00,397 --> 00:41:03,066 - Silence of the Lambs. - You're the lamb, Amy. 521 00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:06,361 We can use that to our advantage. 522 00:41:09,656 --> 00:41:12,033 I'm putting you in charge of this investigation. 523 00:41:12,951 --> 00:41:14,244 What? 524 00:41:15,161 --> 00:41:18,331 You are hereby promoted to squad captain. 525 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,542 No. 526 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:22,919 Is there a problem? 527 00:41:24,754 --> 00:41:27,298 Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad. 528 00:41:27,465 --> 00:41:29,217 - Miss...? - Brewer. 529 00:41:29,384 --> 00:41:34,097 Brewer. There is a killer on the loose. There is no time for egos. 530 00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:37,767 This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage! 531 00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,896 We have a chance to do something here. 532 00:41:43,565 --> 00:41:46,443 You have a chance to do something. 533 00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:48,903 Don't let us down. 534 00:41:51,865 --> 00:41:53,783 Ready your troops. 535 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:56,411 You head out at 1400. 536 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,292 That's all. 537 00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:10,425 Max! 538 00:42:12,761 --> 00:42:15,555 - Max. Max. - What? 539 00:42:16,056 --> 00:42:19,601 I didn't mean for this to happen, I swear. I don't even wanna be captain. 540 00:42:19,809 --> 00:42:22,729 That's just it. You don't even want it. 541 00:42:22,896 --> 00:42:25,398 Boys fall at your feet, the school kisses your ass... 542 00:42:25,565 --> 00:42:29,235 ...and Mrs. Petrie makes you squad captain. 543 00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:33,865 You'd be just as happy drawing in your stupid little book. 544 00:42:34,366 --> 00:42:36,618 I don't understand why you have to take away... 545 00:42:36,785 --> 00:42:39,788 ...the only thing I have going for me. 546 00:42:39,996 --> 00:42:42,082 - Oh, Max-- - Just-- 547 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,463 Whatever. 548 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,882 It's fine. 549 00:42:51,508 --> 00:42:55,011 - Just promise me one thing. - What? 550 00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:58,264 You catch the bitch. 551 00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:05,688 Lucy Diamond's on the move! Robbery in progress! Code 99! 552 00:43:22,872 --> 00:43:25,125 The bank employees are being held hostage. 553 00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,585 Lucy and her cohorts are still inside. 554 00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:30,296 Apprehend the suspect, recover the money. 555 00:43:30,463 --> 00:43:32,298 The bank is coming up on your left. 556 00:43:32,465 --> 00:43:34,592 D.E.B.S., be careful. 557 00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:43,435 D.E.B.S. spotted en route. ETA two minutes. 558 00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:45,478 Copy that. 559 00:43:52,819 --> 00:43:55,238 D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes. 560 00:43:55,947 --> 00:43:58,074 Do I look okay? 561 00:43:58,783 --> 00:44:00,994 This is retarded. 562 00:44:11,629 --> 00:44:14,049 - Bradshaw? - What? 563 00:44:15,091 --> 00:44:16,885 The plan? 564 00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,637 Oh, okay. Formation Alpha Kappa Gamma. 565 00:44:23,224 --> 00:44:25,351 Let's do this! 566 00:45:01,888 --> 00:45:03,973 What was that? 567 00:45:04,557 --> 00:45:06,434 She's here. 568 00:45:06,768 --> 00:45:08,937 She's watching us. 569 00:45:09,104 --> 00:45:11,147 Jesus. 570 00:45:15,485 --> 00:45:16,945 Come here. 571 00:45:17,112 --> 00:45:18,696 I can't. 572 00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:21,533 - Come here. - I can't. 573 00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:24,786 What are you doing? 574 00:45:24,953 --> 00:45:27,163 Nothing. Let's go. 575 00:45:40,844 --> 00:45:42,929 We'll be right back. 576 00:45:49,477 --> 00:45:52,021 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. 577 00:45:53,273 --> 00:45:55,525 - What? - It's a trap. 578 00:45:55,692 --> 00:45:58,403 - Whatever. - Wait! 579 00:45:59,195 --> 00:46:01,031 Why are you giving me such a hard time? 580 00:46:02,574 --> 00:46:04,117 This is great. 581 00:46:04,284 --> 00:46:07,162 If you're gonna do the job, do the job right. 582 00:46:07,328 --> 00:46:11,332 Creepy shadows, no bad guys, enclosed space. Trap. 583 00:46:13,293 --> 00:46:16,087 - You think I can't handle it? - No. 584 00:46:16,254 --> 00:46:18,715 I know that you can't handle it. 585 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:21,593 I don't care if you are the perfect score. 586 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,678 Perfect whore. 587 00:46:24,095 --> 00:46:29,059 You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma if it was tattooed on your forehead. 588 00:46:29,225 --> 00:46:32,353 - Guys. - This is stupid. We are going to die. 589 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,273 No, it's okay. 590 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,650 As your senior officer... 591 00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:42,072 ...I order you to secure the vault, soldier. 592 00:46:43,323 --> 00:46:46,910 - You order me? - You heard me. 593 00:46:49,621 --> 00:46:51,539 Fine. 594 00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:03,927 See, that wasn't so hard. 595 00:47:04,094 --> 00:47:06,346 I think you guys owe me an ap-- 596 00:47:12,102 --> 00:47:13,186 Trap. 597 00:47:17,524 --> 00:47:21,027 - What are you doing here? - I wanted to apologize for last night. 598 00:47:21,194 --> 00:47:23,405 I was-- I was out of line. 599 00:47:23,571 --> 00:47:26,408 - You have to release them. - Who? 600 00:47:27,701 --> 00:47:29,953 The hostages. And put back the money. 601 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,664 This thing has gotten way out of hand. 602 00:47:32,872 --> 00:47:36,459 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 603 00:47:40,463 --> 00:47:42,590 Please don't smoke. 604 00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,759 Please? 605 00:47:47,929 --> 00:47:50,724 Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke. 606 00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:53,643 There's not enough oxygen. We're gonna run out of air... 607 00:47:53,810 --> 00:47:55,478 ...and we're gonna be all faint... 608 00:47:55,645 --> 00:47:58,857 ...and the air that's gonna be left is gonna be toxic. 609 00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:12,912 This is bullshit. 610 00:48:13,288 --> 00:48:16,332 This cannot get any worse. 611 00:48:18,334 --> 00:48:19,502 Trap. 612 00:48:19,711 --> 00:48:22,088 Don't you understand? I can't be here. 613 00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:24,549 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stress you out. 614 00:48:24,716 --> 00:48:25,967 I'm not stressed out! 615 00:48:27,177 --> 00:48:29,721 - No. No! - This is not possible. 616 00:48:29,929 --> 00:48:32,015 I'm such a freak. You must think I'm a freak. 617 00:48:32,182 --> 00:48:34,559 - I don't. - I'm sorry I wigged out last night. 618 00:48:34,726 --> 00:48:35,977 - It's okay. - It's just... 619 00:48:36,144 --> 00:48:38,980 ...I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 620 00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:43,359 - Yeah, okay. - I mean... 621 00:48:43,526 --> 00:48:45,862 - I mean, I really like you. - Right. 622 00:48:46,029 --> 00:48:51,326 But I don't, like, like you. 623 00:48:53,953 --> 00:48:56,998 Yeah. Yeah, I gathered. 624 00:48:57,165 --> 00:49:00,418 That's why I brought you here, so we could clear the air between us. 625 00:49:00,585 --> 00:49:03,713 It's really sweet of you to go to all this trouble... 626 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:08,343 ...the chute and all. But my friends are gonna wonder where I am. 627 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,428 - No, they're not. - Why? 628 00:49:10,595 --> 00:49:12,430 No reason. 629 00:49:13,681 --> 00:49:15,308 Lucy! 630 00:49:15,767 --> 00:49:18,686 - Going to be squashed! - Oh, no! Oh, no! 631 00:49:18,895 --> 00:49:20,480 - Oh, my God. Lucy! - Come on. 632 00:49:20,647 --> 00:49:22,982 It's not like they're gonna die or anything. 633 00:49:23,191 --> 00:49:26,945 No! No! Oh, no! 634 00:49:27,112 --> 00:49:28,947 Let them out. I'm serious. 635 00:49:29,155 --> 00:49:33,034 Okay. Jesus. Booby trap deactivated. Happy? 636 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,960 That wasn't funny. 637 00:49:42,127 --> 00:49:43,670 It was kind of funny. 638 00:49:45,422 --> 00:49:47,173 I can't. 639 00:49:49,092 --> 00:49:52,053 - I gotta go. - No, no, I'll go. 640 00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:56,975 I understand this whole thing isn't gonna work out between us... 641 00:49:57,142 --> 00:50:01,354 ...because, obviously, I misinterpreted the whole situation. But... 642 00:50:03,523 --> 00:50:07,944 I just want you to know that last night was the most alive I've felt in a while. 643 00:50:08,445 --> 00:50:12,782 So I guess I'll see you around. Same Bat-time or whatever. 644 00:50:28,465 --> 00:50:30,633 Come with me. 645 00:50:31,885 --> 00:50:33,970 Come on. What do you have to lose? 646 00:50:35,221 --> 00:50:37,098 Everything. 647 00:50:59,913 --> 00:51:02,791 Oh, my gosh. Lucy Diamond has Amy. 648 00:51:02,957 --> 00:51:05,543 You guys, she's been kidnapped. 649 00:51:08,963 --> 00:51:10,757 A D.E.B. is down. 650 00:51:11,341 --> 00:51:13,676 We will spare no expense. 651 00:51:13,843 --> 00:51:16,096 We will leave no rock unturned. 652 00:51:16,262 --> 00:51:21,351 We will not rest until we see that she comes back safely. 653 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,568 No, no! 654 00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:50,463 No way! Are you...? 655 00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,132 I know. 656 00:52:02,392 --> 00:52:04,144 Amy, where are you? 657 00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:06,396 I know you're out playing hooky with Lucy... 658 00:52:06,563 --> 00:52:10,150 ...but they have the whole school looking for you. Bobby, everybody. 659 00:52:10,316 --> 00:52:11,568 Call me. 660 00:52:11,735 --> 00:52:15,155 You know where she is? Do you know where she is? 661 00:52:15,321 --> 00:52:17,699 How about this? Do you wanna answer me? 662 00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:28,334 Amy, oh, my God, if you don't come back, I'm telling. 663 00:52:28,501 --> 00:52:31,963 I am telling your mother. I'm calling her and telling her right now. 664 00:53:01,326 --> 00:53:06,289 Seriously, Amy, I'm sorry I left such a mean message. Just... 665 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:11,044 Please, come home. 666 00:53:23,515 --> 00:53:26,601 So then this mysterious man shows up at my high school... 667 00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:29,020 ...and hands me this letter which is, like: 668 00:53:29,187 --> 00:53:32,649 "Congratulations, you've just been accepted into Jameson University." 669 00:53:32,816 --> 00:53:36,611 And I'm like, "I didn't apply to Jameson University." 670 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:39,948 The government's freaky that way. 671 00:53:40,115 --> 00:53:41,700 Yeah. 672 00:53:43,993 --> 00:53:48,164 So, what does it measure, this secret test in the SAT? 673 00:53:48,331 --> 00:53:50,333 I don't know. 674 00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:56,297 - You never asked? - No. It measures spy stuff. 675 00:53:59,384 --> 00:54:01,761 - What? - It's just weird that you let... 676 00:54:01,928 --> 00:54:05,932 ...this test decide what you're gonna be, and you don't even know what it is. 677 00:54:06,474 --> 00:54:10,979 It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be. It's an aptitude test. 678 00:54:11,479 --> 00:54:14,816 It measures aptitude, I guess. 679 00:54:15,024 --> 00:54:16,693 Okay. 680 00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:20,196 - You should do what you're good at. - No, you should do what you love. 681 00:54:20,363 --> 00:54:22,157 I am doing what I love. 682 00:54:22,323 --> 00:54:25,326 - Why are you psychoanalyzing me? - I'm not psychoanalyzing you. 683 00:54:25,493 --> 00:54:28,913 I mean, just because I'm not some badass master criminal... 684 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,541 ...doesn't mean that what I do is not important. 685 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:34,878 - I didn't say it wasn't important. - Do you love a life of crime? 686 00:54:35,045 --> 00:54:37,881 - Yeah, I do. - So you get a kick out of... 687 00:54:38,048 --> 00:54:40,884 ...taking money from hard-working, honest people. 688 00:54:41,051 --> 00:54:42,552 - What is your problem? - I just-- 689 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,638 - I don't think you should judge me. - I'm not. 690 00:54:45,805 --> 00:54:48,641 I'm not the one that got picked out of a gajillion people... 691 00:54:48,808 --> 00:54:51,936 ...to be Miss Super-Duper Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes. 692 00:54:52,228 --> 00:54:55,023 I've never been perfect at anything. 693 00:54:59,319 --> 00:55:00,945 Look... 694 00:55:01,446 --> 00:55:05,450 ...I didn't even wanna be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate. 695 00:55:07,535 --> 00:55:10,080 Pirates are criminals. 696 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:13,458 Whoops. 697 00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:17,212 I wanted to go to art school. 698 00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:19,547 - Art school? - In Barcelona. 699 00:55:19,923 --> 00:55:22,550 - You should go, you should do it. - Maybe. 700 00:55:23,301 --> 00:55:27,013 After I make the world safe from people like you. 701 00:55:31,643 --> 00:55:33,686 I don't know what the test saw in me. 702 00:55:33,853 --> 00:55:38,691 Everybody thinks I am gonna make this perfect spy but me. 703 00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:42,612 I guess I'm proving them all wrong now. 704 00:55:45,990 --> 00:55:48,410 Is that what you're doing with me? 705 00:55:48,576 --> 00:55:49,911 Sabotaging your spy career? 706 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:54,165 I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you... 707 00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:58,628 ...than I do when I'm with me. 708 00:55:59,879 --> 00:56:01,756 Look, let's just... 709 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,050 ...forget we're here, okay? 710 00:56:04,217 --> 00:56:06,928 Let's pretend we're in Barcelona, you're in art school... 711 00:56:07,095 --> 00:56:09,431 ...and I'm renting sailboats to tourists. 712 00:56:10,515 --> 00:56:15,019 And nobody is a superhero, nobody is a villain, we're just us. 713 00:56:41,212 --> 00:56:43,506 Max here. This better be really good. 714 00:56:44,507 --> 00:56:48,386 - You are the D.E.B.S.? - Who is this? 715 00:56:49,054 --> 00:56:51,639 I know where your friend is. 716 00:56:52,182 --> 00:56:54,476 We've got a lead on Amy. Let's go. 717 00:56:59,272 --> 00:57:01,191 Oh, no, no, no... 718 00:57:07,238 --> 00:57:09,366 Get your ass over here. 719 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:12,035 We got a lead on Amy. 720 00:57:13,536 --> 00:57:16,581 And no boys upstairs after curfew. 721 00:57:17,624 --> 00:57:19,626 Out. 722 00:57:21,753 --> 00:57:24,005 Pick up, pick up, pick up... 723 00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:47,070 - My God. I'm so sorry. - Did you just snap my bra? 724 00:57:47,278 --> 00:57:48,530 - No. - Yeah, you did. 725 00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:04,129 - That hasn't happened since 6th grade. - I was trying to be smooth. 726 00:58:05,422 --> 00:58:07,757 - What? You did it first. - You're dead. 727 00:58:11,803 --> 00:58:15,557 And bingo! I am the god of Bingo. 728 00:58:15,849 --> 00:58:17,642 Breach. 729 00:58:27,318 --> 00:58:31,239 Bingo. Bingo. Bingo. 730 00:58:31,406 --> 00:58:33,366 Bingo! 731 00:58:39,831 --> 00:58:40,915 Damn it! 732 00:58:41,124 --> 00:58:44,544 - Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy. - No. No. No. 733 00:58:46,588 --> 00:58:48,256 - Do you give? Do you gi--? - No. 734 00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:56,056 Do you love me? 735 00:58:57,390 --> 00:58:58,683 Yes. 736 00:59:07,358 --> 00:59:09,027 Come on. 737 00:59:11,154 --> 00:59:13,823 What the hell? 738 00:59:14,032 --> 00:59:16,159 I couldn't stop them. 739 00:59:16,326 --> 00:59:18,995 - You look nice. - Thanks. 740 00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:20,330 What? 741 00:59:20,497 --> 00:59:22,999 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 742 00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:26,294 Let's go. 743 00:59:26,461 --> 00:59:28,004 Sorry. 744 01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,206 Oh, God. 745 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,794 It is not what you think. 746 01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:19,556 I hope it was worth it. 747 01:00:21,725 --> 01:00:25,186 You really should check your messages. 748 01:00:32,944 --> 01:00:35,113 Look, it'll be okay. 749 01:00:36,656 --> 01:00:38,491 No, it won't. 750 01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:04,476 This is a nightmare. 751 01:01:04,642 --> 01:01:07,520 This is-- This is not happening. 752 01:01:19,783 --> 01:01:21,576 Are you kidding me? 753 01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:24,245 We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you... 754 01:01:24,412 --> 01:01:26,164 ...and you're boning the suspect? 755 01:01:26,581 --> 01:01:29,459 What did you think this was, a joke? 756 01:01:29,626 --> 01:01:33,546 "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours... 757 01:01:33,713 --> 01:01:36,508 ...so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style." 758 01:01:36,674 --> 01:01:39,010 I was doing research. 759 01:01:39,177 --> 01:01:41,179 I'll bet. 760 01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:46,726 Treason. Consorting with the enemy. 761 01:01:46,893 --> 01:01:49,187 Aiding and abetting. 762 01:01:49,521 --> 01:01:53,191 I'm going to be the laughingstock of the entire intelligence community. 763 01:01:53,358 --> 01:01:56,986 I am going to send you so far away... 764 01:01:57,153 --> 01:02:00,198 ...that luxuries like toilet paper and Diet Coke... 765 01:02:00,365 --> 01:02:02,951 ...will be as a distant dream to you. 766 01:02:03,118 --> 01:02:04,869 Ms. Petrie. 767 01:02:06,496 --> 01:02:07,789 Is somebody talking to me? 768 01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:10,500 Because that would be extremely ill-advised right now. 769 01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:13,670 Ms. Petrie, this infraction is a considerable embarrassment... 770 01:02:13,837 --> 01:02:17,549 - ...to you and the academy, right? - Have I not been speaking in English? 771 01:02:17,716 --> 01:02:20,760 Well, there is a way that we can turn it all around. 772 01:02:21,594 --> 01:02:23,304 Explain. 773 01:02:23,638 --> 01:02:26,766 Make Amy D.E.B. of the year next week at endgame. 774 01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:30,186 Nobody knows what happened tonight but us. 775 01:02:30,729 --> 01:02:35,358 What good would it do to send Amy to Siberia? Nothing. 776 01:02:35,525 --> 01:02:40,822 Your pride and joy will be disgraced, and for what? 777 01:02:40,989 --> 01:02:44,075 Exactly. So here's what we're gonna do. 778 01:02:44,242 --> 01:02:46,161 Tomorrow we're gonna go to class... 779 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:48,913 ...and we're gonna report that we rescued Amy... 780 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,915 ...just in the nick of time. 781 01:02:51,082 --> 01:02:54,169 And Amy is gonna act traumatized but cool. 782 01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:57,881 And she will go to endgame on Saturday with Bobby. 783 01:02:58,089 --> 01:03:01,009 And she'll give a speech about how she battled Lucy... 784 01:03:01,176 --> 01:03:03,720 ...and lived to fight another day. 785 01:03:03,887 --> 01:03:08,808 And you, Ms. Petrie, will get another feather in your cap. 786 01:03:09,225 --> 01:03:12,353 And we don't lose a valued member of our team. 787 01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:15,398 But she's obviously in love with our nemesis. 788 01:03:15,565 --> 01:03:19,069 How can I make sure she won't run off again? 789 01:03:19,235 --> 01:03:21,529 Well, let's ask her. 790 01:03:26,451 --> 01:03:28,620 The Amy that I know... 791 01:03:28,787 --> 01:03:33,875 ...wouldn't sell out her friends and her country for some supervillain. 792 01:03:34,501 --> 01:03:36,461 The Amy that I know... 793 01:03:36,628 --> 01:03:38,838 ...she must have been brainwashed or something. 794 01:03:39,005 --> 01:03:44,219 Maybe Lucy was doing some type of experiments with mind control. 795 01:03:44,594 --> 01:03:48,390 Because the Amy that I know would never... 796 01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,393 ...ever betray us like that. 797 01:03:53,645 --> 01:03:56,940 You didn't know what you were doing, right? 798 01:03:57,107 --> 01:03:58,483 Right. 799 01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:00,944 And there's no way that you're in love with her? 800 01:04:01,403 --> 01:04:03,822 No. No way. 801 01:04:05,699 --> 01:04:07,117 Good. 802 01:04:07,283 --> 01:04:09,327 - You'll keep her secret? - Are you kidding? 803 01:04:09,786 --> 01:04:11,371 No way I'm telling. 804 01:04:14,124 --> 01:04:18,461 Perhaps we can chalk this up to the indiscretions of youth. 805 01:04:22,215 --> 01:04:25,135 I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work. 806 01:04:25,301 --> 01:04:27,637 I'll remember this when I review applications... 807 01:04:27,804 --> 01:04:29,347 ...for the International Bureau. 808 01:04:29,514 --> 01:04:32,225 Have Miss Bradshaw vetted for information she may have... 809 01:04:32,392 --> 01:04:33,852 ...on Diamond's whereabouts. 810 01:04:34,227 --> 01:04:37,605 She is to be placed on round-the-clock lockdown... 811 01:04:37,772 --> 01:04:41,151 ...only out for missions and class. 812 01:04:42,694 --> 01:04:45,864 Be grateful you have friends who care for you. 813 01:04:46,031 --> 01:04:48,783 Too bad it's more than they can say for you. 814 01:04:54,039 --> 01:04:55,498 - Max-- - No. 815 01:04:55,665 --> 01:04:57,375 D.E.B.S. stick together. 816 01:04:57,584 --> 01:05:00,420 But do not misunderstand me, I do not forgive you. 817 01:05:01,838 --> 01:05:03,715 - Max. - And you. 818 01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:05,383 I don't even wanna look at you. 819 01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:09,137 You let me go on this whole time believing that she was in trouble. 820 01:05:09,304 --> 01:05:12,474 You can forget about that recommendation. 821 01:05:16,102 --> 01:05:19,397 Well, you're not as boring as I thought... 822 01:05:19,689 --> 01:05:23,485 ...but you are not as bright either. 823 01:05:25,111 --> 01:05:27,530 - Bobby-- - Don't. 824 01:05:29,783 --> 01:05:33,078 Janet, I am so sorry. 825 01:05:33,244 --> 01:05:36,706 All I ever wanted was to earn my stripes. 826 01:05:36,873 --> 01:05:41,336 Because I believe in it, you know? I believe in what we do. 827 01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:44,547 And now... 828 01:05:54,057 --> 01:05:58,186 - Where is Lucy now? - I don't know. 829 01:05:58,353 --> 01:06:00,647 Are you gonna see her again? 830 01:06:46,276 --> 01:06:48,027 Hey. 831 01:06:48,194 --> 01:06:49,696 Hey. 832 01:06:51,197 --> 01:06:55,201 So you and me going to endgame together? 833 01:06:55,368 --> 01:06:57,454 Yeah. I guess. 834 01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:02,333 I still love you. 835 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,753 I know you still love me too. 836 01:07:10,467 --> 01:07:12,093 Yeah. 837 01:07:18,767 --> 01:07:21,853 My dad got this on a drug bust in Malaysia. 838 01:07:24,147 --> 01:07:25,398 Listen... 839 01:07:25,565 --> 01:07:27,525 ...I've been thinking. 840 01:07:28,318 --> 01:07:30,445 That whole lezzy thing... 841 01:07:30,612 --> 01:07:33,031 ...it's kind of hot. 842 01:07:33,198 --> 01:07:35,367 See you tonight, babe. 843 01:07:46,336 --> 01:07:48,671 You did the right thing. 844 01:07:57,222 --> 01:07:58,765 Hey. 845 01:07:59,933 --> 01:08:01,601 How do you do that? 846 01:08:01,768 --> 01:08:05,021 For a top-secret installation, your security really is for shit. 847 01:08:05,230 --> 01:08:08,191 - You can't be here. - Oh, I know. 848 01:08:08,358 --> 01:08:10,860 You say you can't see me, and then I see you anyway. 849 01:08:11,027 --> 01:08:14,239 - It's kind of this little game we play. - Get out. 850 01:08:14,447 --> 01:08:16,658 Is this about your friends? Because if it is... 851 01:08:16,825 --> 01:08:18,660 ...I can just talk to them, you know. 852 01:08:18,827 --> 01:08:20,537 We can work out some sort of détente. 853 01:08:20,704 --> 01:08:22,747 - I said, get out. I'm warning you. - Amy. 854 01:08:27,293 --> 01:08:29,045 You have to go now. 855 01:08:32,005 --> 01:08:36,302 It's your stupid friends. Why don't you just think for yourself for a change. 856 01:08:47,021 --> 01:08:48,606 She's gone. 857 01:08:49,023 --> 01:08:51,067 Are you okay? 858 01:08:55,405 --> 01:08:57,072 I thought you were different! 859 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:15,800 She thinks I'm bad news? Oh, I'll give her bad news. 860 01:09:21,347 --> 01:09:24,392 - What are you doing? - Australia's toast. 861 01:09:24,559 --> 01:09:27,645 - What's wrong with Australians? - I don't like their attitude. 862 01:09:27,812 --> 01:09:30,690 Okay. Hey, come on. 863 01:09:43,370 --> 01:09:45,996 Scud, I don't know how this happened to me, but... 864 01:09:47,123 --> 01:09:49,541 ...being bad doesn't feel good anymore. 865 01:09:51,126 --> 01:09:53,129 Do you love her? 866 01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:01,471 You're willing to give up all this... 867 01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:05,141 ...the life of crime, the whole nine yards? 868 01:10:06,434 --> 01:10:08,478 Whatever it takes. 869 01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:13,066 All right, then. 870 01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:14,984 We're going in. 871 01:10:15,151 --> 01:10:16,861 What? 872 01:10:17,445 --> 01:10:19,823 We gots to get her back. 873 01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:37,632 {\an8}In a remarkable twist, sums of stolen money... 874 01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,801 {\an8}...have been reappearing in bank accounts. 875 01:10:39,968 --> 01:10:43,555 Authorities are trying to determine the location of these wire transfers... 876 01:10:43,722 --> 01:10:46,057 ...however, have been unsuccessful at this time. 877 01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:49,412 The Louvre received a surprise package this morning... 878 01:11:49,579 --> 01:11:53,792 ...a shipment of stolen paintings estimated to be worth $15 million. 879 01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:57,337 {\an8}Insider sources say that the artwork was originally taken... 880 01:11:57,504 --> 01:12:00,507 {\an8}...by notorious supervillain Lucy Diamond. 881 01:12:32,706 --> 01:12:35,166 She's out there somewhere. 882 01:12:36,835 --> 01:12:38,712 It's time for plan B. 883 01:12:38,878 --> 01:12:41,923 - There's a plan B? - Yeah. 884 01:12:49,222 --> 01:12:51,433 - Getting ready for tonight? - Hey, Mr. P. 885 01:12:54,644 --> 01:12:57,647 Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along? 886 01:12:58,064 --> 01:13:00,191 Okay, I guess. 887 01:13:01,568 --> 01:13:03,695 You know, I've found that in this business... 888 01:13:03,862 --> 01:13:06,614 ...there isn't much room for love. 889 01:13:06,781 --> 01:13:09,951 Love requires trust, and trust requires honesty. 890 01:13:13,663 --> 01:13:16,666 - Mr. P., can I ask you a question? - Of course. 891 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:19,878 I got a perfect score on the secret test in the SAT. 892 01:13:20,045 --> 01:13:22,047 - Yes, you did. - But... 893 01:13:22,213 --> 01:13:24,758 - ...what does that test measure? - I'm sorry? 894 01:13:24,924 --> 01:13:27,719 I mean, Dominique is a sex addict. 895 01:13:28,136 --> 01:13:31,639 Janet, she has a couple of shoplifting convictions. 896 01:13:31,806 --> 01:13:34,100 Max? Well, she's borderline psychotic. 897 01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:38,772 But nothing in my past indicated that I'd be good at being a spy. 898 01:13:39,981 --> 01:13:41,191 So... 899 01:13:41,357 --> 01:13:43,860 ...why did I get a perfect score? 900 01:13:46,988 --> 01:13:50,158 The test measures your ability to lie. 901 01:13:51,451 --> 01:13:53,787 You are a perfect liar. 902 01:13:56,206 --> 01:13:58,875 Don't get me wrong. Perfect liars make perfect spies. 903 01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:02,295 The rest we can teach, but subterfuge... 904 01:14:02,462 --> 01:14:04,381 ...that comes naturally. 905 01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:09,928 Look, have fun tonight. 906 01:14:10,595 --> 01:14:13,515 Endgame only happens once a year. 907 01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:16,559 Enjoy yourself. 908 01:14:50,593 --> 01:14:53,972 - Okay, what's the plan? - There's security here, here and here. 909 01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:57,434 We'll infiltrate through the rooftop and take out the guards here. 910 01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,186 Through the vents, rappel down the elevator shaft... 911 01:15:00,353 --> 01:15:03,106 ...and then bungee-jump down to the dance floor. 912 01:15:03,273 --> 01:15:05,275 Okay, check. What next? 913 01:15:09,237 --> 01:15:12,157 "Tell her that you love her." Scud, that's your plan? 914 01:15:12,323 --> 01:15:16,161 - That's not a plan! - War is easy. Love is hard. 915 01:15:17,454 --> 01:15:18,830 Okay, so how's this? 916 01:15:18,997 --> 01:15:20,874 "My tour of duty behind enemy lines... 917 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,793 ...has taught me to remain vigilant to my core values: 918 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,130 Bravery, loyalty and justice. 919 01:15:27,297 --> 01:15:30,258 And so it is a great honor for me to accept this award...." 920 01:15:30,550 --> 01:15:31,843 Blah, blah, blah. 921 01:15:33,053 --> 01:15:35,430 What if she really loves her? 922 01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:39,100 I mean, what if Lucy makes her happy? 923 01:15:40,977 --> 01:15:45,106 If you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go. 924 01:15:46,816 --> 01:15:49,319 You can't decide matters of the heart. 925 01:15:49,819 --> 01:15:51,654 It is madness to try. 926 01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:55,533 It's time. 927 01:16:09,297 --> 01:16:11,383 Okay, so I just wrote down a couple words... 928 01:16:11,549 --> 01:16:13,676 ...explaining our version of what happened... 929 01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:16,930 ...and expressing your gratitude at being honored. 930 01:16:17,097 --> 01:16:18,681 And... 931 01:16:19,015 --> 01:16:21,476 ...I'm sorry that we've been fighting. 932 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:23,812 It's just I really want what's best for you. 933 01:16:24,354 --> 01:16:26,022 I know. 934 01:16:28,525 --> 01:16:30,693 All right. Your speech. 935 01:16:47,085 --> 01:16:49,212 Attention, D.E.B.S.! 936 01:16:49,379 --> 01:16:51,005 Dudes! 937 01:16:55,301 --> 01:16:56,845 Once in a blue moon... 938 01:16:57,262 --> 01:16:59,431 ...an exceptional young lady comes along... 939 01:16:59,639 --> 01:17:05,228 ...who truly exemplifies what it means to be a D.E.B. 940 01:17:05,395 --> 01:17:09,274 Discipline. Energy. Beauty. 941 01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:13,319 Lucy Diamond's been spotted infiltrating the-- 942 01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:21,578 Secure every entrance to this place, every floor. 943 01:17:21,745 --> 01:17:25,290 Nobody gets in or out without my say-so. 944 01:17:25,457 --> 01:17:27,167 Game over, Diamond. 945 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:30,420 I have spent my life defending this great country of ours... 946 01:17:30,587 --> 01:17:33,131 ...and I have learned one thing: 947 01:17:33,298 --> 01:17:36,718 That sometimes it's not on the battlefield... 948 01:17:36,885 --> 01:17:38,762 ...where true courage is shown. 949 01:17:49,355 --> 01:17:53,526 Amy Bradshaw survived one of the worst tragedies... 950 01:17:53,693 --> 01:17:56,446 ...that could happen to a young lady. 951 01:17:56,613 --> 01:17:58,782 Kidnapped... 952 01:17:58,948 --> 01:18:01,701 ...held hostage... 953 01:18:01,868 --> 01:18:03,828 ...for seven terrible days. 954 01:18:04,037 --> 01:18:06,247 - Matthews here. - We're not seeing her. 955 01:18:07,207 --> 01:18:08,708 Look again! 956 01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:14,089 What fears she may have known, none of us can fully appreciate. 957 01:18:14,631 --> 01:18:17,967 But she has agreed to tell us part of what she learned... 958 01:18:18,134 --> 01:18:20,178 ...on her journey. 959 01:18:20,387 --> 01:18:26,726 It gives me great pleasure tonight to give our greatest honor... 960 01:18:26,893 --> 01:18:29,062 ...the Mary Jane... 961 01:18:29,229 --> 01:18:32,107 ...to our very own perfect score... 962 01:18:33,316 --> 01:18:35,110 ...Amy Bradshaw! 963 01:18:51,668 --> 01:18:53,670 Courage. 964 01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:56,339 "Courage" is a big word. 965 01:18:56,756 --> 01:18:58,758 I did not know what courage meant to me... 966 01:18:58,925 --> 01:19:02,971 ...until I endured seven agonizing days... 967 01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:05,265 ...in captivity... 968 01:19:06,099 --> 01:19:07,142 Go. 969 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:13,189 ...captured and held hostage by a madwoman. 970 01:19:13,356 --> 01:19:16,067 - Report. - We've got nothing here. 971 01:19:27,954 --> 01:19:30,165 It was a routine mission gone terribly wrong. 972 01:19:37,964 --> 01:19:41,426 I was separated from my squad and knocked unconscious. 973 01:19:47,682 --> 01:19:50,018 I awoke in the arms of the enemy. 974 01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:28,932 Just the sound of my own desperate thoughts to keep me company. 975 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:35,105 If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it. 976 01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:41,945 If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. 977 01:20:42,195 --> 01:20:46,449 If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. 978 01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:54,165 It's not until moments like this... 979 01:20:54,332 --> 01:20:56,960 ...when you are forced to take stock of yourself... 980 01:20:57,127 --> 01:21:00,630 ...that you see what you are made of. 981 01:21:01,631 --> 01:21:03,591 It's not until moments like this... 982 01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:06,678 ...when you have to remember what's right and true... 983 01:21:06,845 --> 01:21:11,015 ...because it's moments like this when you discover... 984 01:21:11,182 --> 01:21:13,393 ...what it truly means to be a D.E.B. 985 01:21:24,571 --> 01:21:27,490 Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. 986 01:21:27,657 --> 01:21:29,576 Because the truth is... 987 01:21:29,743 --> 01:21:34,956 ...the time I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. 988 01:21:36,082 --> 01:21:39,836 And the only brave thing I've done this whole time... 989 01:21:40,003 --> 01:21:41,713 ...is what I'm doing now. 990 01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,551 So if you'll excuse me... 991 01:21:47,510 --> 01:21:49,888 ...I have a date with the devil. 992 01:21:53,725 --> 01:21:57,437 - Oh, my God! - Was that in the speech? 993 01:21:57,937 --> 01:22:00,899 No, that's not in the speech. 994 01:22:12,369 --> 01:22:14,329 Son of a-- 995 01:22:14,662 --> 01:22:18,375 Hostile has escaped and is on the run heading towards sector 12. 996 01:22:33,973 --> 01:22:35,767 It's Lucy Diamond! She's here! 997 01:22:35,934 --> 01:22:38,019 Everybody, run for your lives! 998 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,447 Let's do this. 999 01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:05,755 Oh, shit. 1000 01:24:06,316 --> 01:24:09,986 - We've gotta stop meeting like this. - I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what-- 1001 01:24:12,238 --> 01:24:14,032 Get a room. 1002 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,119 - You are AWOL, soldier. - Max, please. 1003 01:24:18,286 --> 01:24:19,329 - Freeze! - Scud! 1004 01:24:19,496 --> 01:24:20,663 - Yeah? - Not helping! 1005 01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,624 - My bad. - Can't you see... 1006 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,459 ...she's breaking up the D.E.B.S.? 1007 01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:27,045 What did I tell you the first time I met you? 1008 01:24:27,545 --> 01:24:30,340 High-protein diets were overrated. 1009 01:24:30,507 --> 01:24:32,801 After that. 1010 01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:37,389 - That we'd always be friends. - I meant it. 1011 01:24:39,516 --> 01:24:41,309 Max! 1012 01:24:52,237 --> 01:24:55,824 If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you. 1013 01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:00,620 Deal. 1014 01:25:06,751 --> 01:25:08,628 I'm counting on you to keep her honest. 1015 01:25:09,212 --> 01:25:10,755 I will. 1016 01:25:16,302 --> 01:25:18,304 You guys better get going. 1017 01:25:21,558 --> 01:25:23,810 I never really liked you... 1018 01:25:23,977 --> 01:25:26,813 ...but I'm sad to see you go. 1019 01:25:31,443 --> 01:25:35,488 - So where are you going to? - I think, Barcelona. 1020 01:25:36,406 --> 01:25:38,283 I'll miss you. 1021 01:25:39,451 --> 01:25:41,453 - Can I have your room? - Sure. 1022 01:25:42,829 --> 01:25:44,289 Okay. 1023 01:25:47,959 --> 01:25:49,878 Rule the school. 1024 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,880 I always do. 1025 01:25:58,136 --> 01:26:00,764 There's a service exit that way. 1026 01:26:00,972 --> 01:26:02,640 Good luck. 1027 01:26:04,350 --> 01:26:05,977 And, Amy... 1028 01:26:07,062 --> 01:26:08,938 ...be careful. 1029 01:26:19,074 --> 01:26:22,077 - Which way did they go? - They went that way. 1030 01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:41,971 - Don't say I never gave you nothing. - My stripes? 1031 01:26:42,138 --> 01:26:44,682 - Really? - Really. 1032 01:26:45,392 --> 01:26:47,227 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 1033 01:26:47,394 --> 01:26:49,729 Okay, okay. That's enough, that's enough. 1034 01:26:49,896 --> 01:26:51,481 Okay. 1035 01:26:52,774 --> 01:26:54,609 I was wondering if maybe you wanted-- 1036 01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,444 Yes! 1037 01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:58,363 I didn't ask you anything yet. 1038 01:26:58,530 --> 01:27:00,824 Whatever it is, yes. 1039 01:27:01,032 --> 01:27:03,076 Awesome.